VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - ICE CREAM

Pappu (maa se): "Ammi jaan! Mujhay paanch (5) rupay dein, main ne aik ghareeb admi ko denay hein."
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Maa ne poocha: "Woh admi kahan hai?"
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Pappu ne jawab diya: "Ammi! Woh galli ki nukkarr per kharra ice cream baich raha hai."