FUNNY URDU JOKES - SCHOOL MISS

Pappu ne apnay baap se poocha: "Abbu! Miss kissay kehtay hein?"
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Baap ne jawab diya: "Jo ghanton lecture deti hai, daanti hai aur kabhi kabhi kaan bhi marorr deti hai."
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Pappu ne jawaban kaha: "Ab samjha abbu jaan! Jaisay ammi aap ki miss hein."