REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHEIKH SAHB KA BETA

Aik sahb sheikh sahb se: "Sheikh sahb! Aap apnay bachay ko samjha lein."
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Sheikh sahb ne poocha: "Meray betay ne kiya kya hai?"
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Parrosi: "Woh meri naqal karta hai."
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Sheikh sahb: "Main ne ussay hazaar baar mana kiya hai k ehmaqon k naqal mat kiya karo, magar woh samajhta hi nahi hai."