FUNNY URDU JOKES - SAZA-E-MAOT

Saza-e-maot k mujrim ko lohay ki kursi per bitha kar karant day kar saza-e-maot di ja rahi thi.
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Bijli ka button dabanay walay ne aakhri waqt mujrim se poocha: "Tumhari koi aakhri khawhish hai?"
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Mujrim ne jawab diya: "Haan! Mera haath pakarr lo."