VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MAZLOOM PATHAN

Aik jaga shaadi ho rahi thi.
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Ghar walon ne daig k paas apnay rishtay dar ko bitha diya takeh woh mehmaano ko hisaab se khana taqseem karay.
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Woh admi apnay rishtay daron ko do botiyan aur aik aalu deta aur nawaqif ko aik aalu aur shorba.
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Shaadi mein aik pathan khana lenay gaya to uss admi ne pathan ko aalu aur shorba daal diya.
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Khan sahb thorri dair baad boti ki ummeed lay kar doosri martaba khana lenay gaye, phir aalu aur shorba mila to khan sahb bolay: "Bhai sahb! Koi haddi wala aalu nahi hai?"