GUARANTEE - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Jooton ki dukan ka poster aik deewar per chaspaan kiya gaya.
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Chand din baad kisi ne uss per niji clinic ka poster laga diya.
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Kuch din baad baarish k sabab upper wala poster jagah jagah se phatt gaya aur parrhnay walon ko kuch youn ibarat dikhaee denay lagi: "Hamaray haan mareezon ki khusoosi murammat ki jati hai. Jooton ko cheechak k teekay muft lagaye jatay hein aur mareezon ko tandurust rehnay k liye aik saala guarantee di jati hai."