GHAAS - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik din shehar k mashhoor wakeel apni barri si garri mein aik sarrak se guzray.
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Qareeb hi daikha k do (2) afraad sarrak k kinaron per lagi huee ghaas ukhaarr ukhaarr kar kha rahay thay.
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Woh barra hairan hua.
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Uss ne taizi se garri rukwaee takeh chhaan been kar sakay.
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Daryaft karnay per maloom hua k woh log be-had ghareeb hein aur khana khanay k liye unn k paas kuch nahi hai, iss liye woh ghaas khanay per majboor ho gaye hein.
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Yeh sun kar wakeel bola: "Tum meray saath chalo."
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Aadmi: "Lekin janab! Meri biwi aur teen (3) bachay kahan jaein gay?"
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Wakeel ne kuch socha aur bola: "Unhein bhi saath lay chalo."
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Wakeel ne doosray shakhs ki taraf daikha jo mutrajjim nigahon se uss ki janib daikh raha tha.
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Wakeel ne ussay bhi saath chalnay k liye kaha.
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Jiss per woh ghabratay huye bola: "Lekin janab meri biwi aur paanch (5) bachay hein."
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Wakeel ne hans kar kaha: "Bohat khoob! Tum bhi apnay biwi bachay saath lay lo."
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Donon khandan phans phansa kar wakeel ki garri mein baith gaye.
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Jab garri chal parri to aik shakhs mashkoor nigahon se daikhta hua bola: "Janab! Aap baray reham dil aur sakhi aadmi hein. Aap ka be-had shukria. Aap ab hamein kahan lay ja rahay hein?"
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"Koi masla nahi." Wakeel ne aitmaad se jawab diya: "Meray ghar k baagh ki ghaas aik foot se bhi zyada oonchi ho gaee hai."