GADHAY KA BACHA - HILARIOUS ANIMAL URDU JOKE

Aik makan mein do aadmi aapas mein larr rahay thay.
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Aik keh raha tha: "Tum to gadhay k bachay ho.
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Doosra pehlay ko keh raha tha: "Gadhay k bachay to tum ho."
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Aik gadha makan ki deewar k saath bahir kharra tha.
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Itnay mein uss ghaday ka aik ghorra dost wahan se guzra aur uss ne ghaday poocha: "Tum yahan kion kharray ho?"
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Gadhay ne jawab diya: "Mera bacha kaheen gum ho gia hai. Iss makan se aawazain aa rahi hain, keh tum gadhay k bachay ho aur tum gadhay k bachay ho. Jab tay ho jaye ga k kaun gadhay ka bacha hai to main uss ko apnay saath lay jaun ga. "