AJI KAHAN - VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Maa: "Pappu kion ro rahay ho?
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Pappu: Ammi master sahb beemar thay aur woh........ woh."
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Maa: "Kya hua? Mar gaye becharay?"
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Pappu: "Aji kahan mar gaye, woh to tandarust ho gaye hein."