CHORRI - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik sheikh ki murghi chori ho gaee.
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Uss ne faisla kiya k das din tak roti nahi khaye ga takeh murghi ka nuqsaan poora ho jaye.
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Do dinn bhooka rehnay se woh bohat dubla aur kamzor ho gaya.
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Aik dinn woh shehar ja raha tha, rastay mein ussay uss sa ziada dubla aur kamzor aadmi mila.
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Sheikh uss se kehnay laga: "Bhai meri to murghi chori ho gaee hai, magar youn lagta hai jaisay tumhari bakri chori ho gaee hai."