BECH DO - HILARIOUS URDU JOKE

Stock exchange mein kam karne wala broker aik dafa bimar ho gia.
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Hospital mein nurse bar bar thermometer se bukhar ka temperature le rahi thi,
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Kabhi aik so,
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Kabhi aik so aik,
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Kabhi aik so do degree,
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Kabhi aik so teen…
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Aur broker neem behoshi ki halat mein leta hua tha.
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Iss ka bukhar (fever) aik moqa per kafi zyada ho gya to nurse ne tashweesh mein doctor ko oonchi aawaz mein pokar kar kaha: "Doctor aik so char."
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Broker letay letay zor se chillaya: "Foran bech do."