MUNTAZIR - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKE

Aik parlay dargay k sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apnay aik dost se kaha: "Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai."
.
.
.
Dost: "Kaise?
.
.
.
Sust aadmi bola: "Main ne kuch darakht giranay ka program banaya tha k toofan aa gaya aur kuch darakht girr gaye, iss k baad mujhay koorra kirkat k dher ko jalana tha k aasmani bijli karrki aur koorra kirkat ka dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.
.
.
.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood aadmi se pucha: "Ab kya program hai?"
.
.
.
Mera program zameen se aaloo aur gajarein nikalnay ka hai, aur main iss kam k liye zalzalay ka muntazir hon."