DAANT - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Bacha (rotay huye dadi jaan se): "Mujhay Ali ne maara hai."
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Dadi jaan (ghussay se): "Kahan hai woh? Main ussay kacha kha jaon gi."
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Bacha (masoomiyat se): "Magar dadi jaan, aap k munh mein to daant hein hi nahi."