THAKA HUA NAUKAR - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Maalik (naukar se): "Meri gharri tum ne churaee hai."
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Naukar: "Nahi janab! Main ne nahi churaee."
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Maalik: "To phir qasam uthao."
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Naukar: "Janab! Aaj to main bohat thaka hua hoon, kal utha loon ga."