BAAP - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik aurat roti paka rahi thi.
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Uss ka saat saala beta bhi paas betha hua tha jo qareeb bethay kuttay ko charri se maaray ja raha tha.
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Aurat pehlay to khamosh rahi, aakhir uss se bardasht na hua aur woh larkay se boli: "Iss baap ko kion maar rahay ho?"
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Kamray mein uss k shohar ne yeh sab sun liya, woh cheekhta hua bahar nikla.
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Aurat ne larkay ki taraf ishara kiya aur kaha:"Main to issay keh rahi hoon, tum kion bhonk rahay ho?"