NATIJA - HILARIOUS URDU JOKE

Aik shakhs ne apnay kanjoos parrosi se kaha: "Aray kya ho gaya? Itnay laal peelay kion ho rahay ho?"
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Parrosi bola: "Nanhay ne aaj naya joota pehna hua tha, main ne uss se kaha k aik ki bajaye do seerhiyan tay kar k uppar jana takeh jootay ka tala kam ghissay, lekin woh kambhakht do ki bajaye teen seerhiyan charrhnay laga. Natija yeh hua k uss ki patloon phatt gaee hai."