FUNNY URDU JOKES - KHUSH QISMAT BAAP

Aik bacha school ka result card lay kar ghar aaya aur seedha baap k paas pohncha aur khushi se bola: "Abbu, abbu! Aap bohat khush qismat hein."
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Baap ne heran ho kar poocha: "Woh kaisay?"
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Bacha: "Aap ko meray liye naee kitabein nahi khareedna parrein gi, main issi class mein reh gaya hoon."