VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BAHADUR NAUJAWAN

Aik fauji afsar jawanon ko musalsal dorraye chala ja raha tha jabkeh jawan musalsal dorr kar bohat zyada thak chukay thay.
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Achanak afsar ne unn ko rok kar kaha: "Main aankhein band karta hoon tum mein se jo mazeed dorrna chahta hai woh aik qadam aagay aa jaye."
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Yeh keh kar afsar ne aankhein band kar leen jab uss ne aankhein kholeen to daikha k aik fauji gabhraya hua aagay kharra hai.
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Afsar ne ussay shabaash di aur kaha: "Shabaash! Iss mulk ko tum jaisay jawanon ki hi zuroorat hai."
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Jawan bola: "Sir! Meri baat to sunein, main aik qadam aagay nahi hua balkeh yeh sab aik qadam peechay ho gaye hein."