VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MERI BIWI

Aik shakhs ne apnay dost se kaha: "Mujhay yeh sun kar bohat afsos hua k tum apni biwi k saath kaprray dhotay ho."
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Dost bola: "Bhaee! Jab woh meray saath rotiyan paka sakti hai to kya main uss k saath kaprray nahi dho sakta?"