FUNNY URDU JOKES - NAUKRI KA UMMEEDWAR

Naukri ka ummeedwar (sheikh se): "Janab! Main bohat ghareeb hoon, na meray paas khanay ko roti hai na rehnay ko makan."
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Sheikh ne jawab diya: "To kya hua bhai! Tum kheyali pulao pakao aur hawaee qillay mein raho."