VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DEHATI BECHARA

Aik dehati shehar aaya aur taxi mein baith gaya.
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Kuch dair baad jab uss ne metre d aikha to uss mein safar ka karaya do so (200) rupay banay thay.
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Jabkeh uss k paas sirf aik so pachaas (150) thay.
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Dehati ghabra kar bola: "Roko, roko, gaarri wapas lay chalo aur jahan per aik so pachaas (150) rupay banay thay, mujhay wahan utaar do."