FUNNY URDU JOKES - PAGAL

Pagal khanay ka naya darogha paglon k saath baagh mein tehal raha tha.
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Aik pagal ne barri muhabbat se uss ki taraf daikh kar kaha: "Ham aap ki be-hadd qadar kartay hein."
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Darogha ne khush ho kar kaha: "Woh kion?"
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Pagal ne jawab diya: "Iss liye k aap bilkul hamaray jaisay hi maloom hotay hein."