VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - CHAYE MEIN MAKHI

Aik khan sahb aik hotel mein gaye aur chaye ka order kiya.
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Waiter chaye lay k aaya to chaye mein makhi thi.
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Khan sahb hotel k manager ko mukhatib kar k bolay: "O khocha! Yeh daikho iss chaye mein to makhi hai."
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Hotel manager (jo k sardar tha) ne jawab diya: "O yaar! Dil chhota na kar, yeh makhi zyada se zyada kitni chaye pi lay gi?"