VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DILL KI BHARRAAS

Aik shakhs apnay dost k saamnay apni biwi k khilaf dil ki bharras nikaal raha tha: "Kabhi kabhi uss ki oot pataang batein sun kar mera dil chahta hai ke ussay utha kar upper wali manzil se neechay phaink doon magar musibat yeh hai k main aisa nahi kar sakta."
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"Kion?" Dost ne poocha: "Yaqeenan uss ka wazan zyada ho ga?"
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"Nahi." Unn sahb ne chirr kar kaha: "Sochta hoon keh agar woh bach gaee to mera kya hoga?"