VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DULHA

Nikah se pehlay molvi sahb ne ehtayatan elaan kiya: "Kisi sahb ko iss shaadi per koi aitraaz ho to beyaan kar sakta hai."
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"Mujhay kuch kehna hai." Aik aawaaz ubhri.
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"Chup raho, tum dulha ho." Molvi shab ne daanta.