VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - PAALTU BILLI

Aik sahb ne apnay dost se kaha: "Tum keh rahay thay k billi ko kaheen door jungle mein chhorr aao gay. Yeh to yaheen nazar aa rahi hai."
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Dost ne jawab diya: "Han! Main to issay chhorr aaya tha magar main khud hi raasta bhool gaya aur ghar wapas aanay k liye issi ka peecha karna parra."