VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MERI JAAN

Doosray shehar mein rehnay walay larkay ne khatt mein apni maa ko salam dua k baad takeed ki keh meray chhotay bhai ko aik zor dar tapparr raseed krein kion k uss ne meri paanch so (500) wali shirt phaarr dali thi. Phir ussay bohat pyar karein kion k uss k liye main jaan bhi qurban kar sakta hoon.