VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BEWAQOOF SHAGIRD

Gaon mein Bakhtu ne apnay naye shagird ko ghorray ki nal banana sikhana shuru kiya aur kaha: "Daikho yeh loha bhatti mein tap kar laal ho chuka hai, ab main iss anni per rakhon ga aur jab main sar hilaon to tum iss per hathorra day marna."
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Aur phir jab Bakhtu ne sar hilaya to shagird ne hathorra raseed kar diya, lohay per nahi balkeh Bakhtu k sar per."