VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - ICE CREAM

Sheikh: "Beta aur ice cream khao gay?"
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Beta (herani se):" Lekin abbu main to koi bhi ice cream nahi khaee?"
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Sheikh: "Tum bhool rahay ho beta, pichlay saal jab ham yahan aaye thay to kya tum ne ice cream nahi khaee thi?"