VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - ULLU

Pappu (ammi se): "Ammi! Aap ko maloom hai? Baji andheray mein bhi daikh sakti hein.
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Ammi (herangi se): "Tumhein kaisay maloom hua?"
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Pappu: "Aadhi raat k waqt mujhay shadeed peyaas lagi aur jab main baji k kamray k saamnay se guzra to andhera honay k bawajood mujhay baji ki aawaaz aaee, baji keh rahi theen: "jaan! Kya baat hai? Aaj tum ne shave kion nahi ki?"