URDU JOKES TAMA TAR KHAO

Bhikaari ne bus stop per kharray aik sahb se bheek maangi: "Sahb! Teen (3) rupay day do mujhay khana khana hai."
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Woh sahb bolay: "Tama tar khao."
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Bhikaari phir bola: "Sahb! Teen (3) rupay day do."
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Unn sahb ne phir wohi jawab diya: "Tama tar khao."
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Bhikaari ne barabar walay aadmi se kaha: "Main iss roti ke paisay maang raha hoon aur yeh keh raha hai keh tama tar khao..."
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"Yeh aadmi totla hai,,, Keh raha hai 'Kama kar khao'." Barabar walay sahb ne jawab diya.