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  1. The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out well because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour.
  2. If you blink your eyes really fast, it looks like there are strobe lights in the room. I have been having random parties throughout the day!
  3. When butterflies are in love, do they feel human’s in their stomach? :)
  4. I love in horror movies how the person yells out “hello?!” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”
  5. Autocorrect can kiss my ask..!!
  6. Sticks & stones may break my bones, BUT chains & whips excite me!