- The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out well because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour.
- If you blink your eyes really fast, it looks like there are strobe lights in the room. I have been having random parties throughout the day!
- When butterflies are in love, do they feel human’s in their stomach? :)
- I love in horror movies how the person yells out “hello?!” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”
- Autocorrect can kiss my ask..!!
- Sticks & stones may break my bones, BUT chains & whips excite me!
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