VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - WHISKY KI TALAB

"Kaash aaj meray paas biwi hoti." Aik sharabi dost se.
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Dost: "Kahan hai woh?"
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"Main whisky ki aik bottle k iwaz ussay juye mein haar gaya tha." Sharabi ne jawab diya.
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"Aur ab tumhein ehsaas ho raha hai k tumhein uss se kitni muhabbat thi?" Dost ne poocha.
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Sharabi ne jawab diya: "Nahi yaar! Aaj bhi whisky ki talab ho rahi hai."