GANDA TOWEL - VERY VERY FUNNY PATHAN JOKES

Pathan 👨: "Mara hum ko aik bat to btao zara."

Sardar ji 👳: "Pooch."

Pathan 👨: "Soap 🍥 se nahanay 🛀 k baad jab hamara jism saaf ho jata hai to phir towel kesay ganda ho jata hai?"

Sardar ji: "Towel ko woh 1% jaraseem 🐾 gandar kartay hein jo 99% jaraseem 🐾 k mar janay k baad bhi zinda reh jata hai."

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MOTHER TONGUE - HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES

Sardar 👳 k betay 👶 ne form fill 📄 krtay huye poocha: "Papa mother 👩 tongue 👅 k column mein kya likhoon?"

Sardar ji 👳: "Puttar likh day, very very long & uncontrollable..."

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EHMIYAT = IMPORTANCE - REALLY FUNNY SARDAR JI JOKES

Pathan apnay dost sardar ji 👳 se bola: "Mara tumhari to ghar 🏠 mein bhi koi nhi sunta."

Sardar ji 👳: "O nhi yara, ghar 🏠 mein meri bohat ehmiyat hai, khana 🍲 pakanay se pehlay sab mujh se zaroor mashwara kartay hein, aur phir jo main kehta hoon woh hargiz nhi pakaya jata.

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2 GOLIYAN - MOST HILARIOUS SHORT JOKES

Sardar ji 👳: "Doctor 💉 sahb mujhay koi aisi dawa 💊 dein k main aankhon 👀 se bol sakon or kanon 👂 se dekh sakon."

Doctor 💉ghussay se: "Lo ye lo, 2 goliyan 💊 subh or 2 sham naak 👃 se chaba kr kha lena."

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OPERATION - SHORT SARDAR JOKES

Pathan 👨: "Mara ye doctor 💉 log operation se pehlay mareez 😷 ko behosh q kr detay hein?"

Sardar ji 👳: " O ja yar, tujhay itni si baat ka bhi nhi pata? Agar mareez 😷 hosh mein rha or operation seekh gya to doctors 💉 ki to watt lag gaee na?"

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Sardar ji 👳 ka beta 👶 peda hua, woh bohat khush huye or apnay aik din k betay 👶 ko god mein utha kar bolay:

"Kash tum aik saal pehlay paida ho jatay, to hamari shadi bhi dekh letay."

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GOLI - VERY FUNNY SARDAR JOKES

Sardar ji 👳 aik darakht 🌳 per ultay latkay huye thay.

Pathan: "Oye mara yeh tum kiya karti ho?"

Sardar ji: "Aray yar, sar kay dard ki goli 💊 khai hai, ulta iss liye latka hoon k goli 💊 kaheen pait mein na chali jaye."

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6 HAFTAY - MOST HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES

Sardar 👳 apni bivi k sath ja rha tha, rastay mein uss ne dekha k police 🚔 uss k dost ko pakar kr lay ja rahi thi.

Sardar: "Kiya hua?"

Dost: "Bas yar main ne apni bivi 👧 ko mar diya hai, ab mujhay 6 haftay jail mein rehna parray ga...

Sardar: "Sirf 6 haftay?"

Yeh keh kr sardar ne police 👮 walay se bandooq li or apni bivi 👩 ko bhi mar diya.

Dost 👨: "Oye khoteya puri bat to sun liya kr... 6 haftay jail mein rehnay k baad mujhay phansi lag jaye gi."

Sardar 👳 ji abhi tak hosh mein nhi aaye.

Hahaha 😂😂😂

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HELICOPTER - SHANDAR PATHAN JOKES

Pathan aik kapray ki dukan per gaya or bola: Mara shirt k liye kapra dikhao.

Dukandar: Plain mein dikhaon sir.....?

Pathan: Nahi Helicopter mein dikhao, khabees ka bacha kaheen ka, jidhar pathan dekha mazaq shuru...😄😄😄😂😂😂

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GHADDARI - REALLY FUNNY PATHAN JOKES

Pathan wapda k chairman k office gya or bola: Namastay g, yeh bijli kab aaye gi?

Chairman: Pehlay yeh btao k tum ne mujhay namastay q kaha?

Pathan: Q k aap per salamti bhejna pooray mulk k sath ghaddari hai. 😂😁😂😁

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MAKEUP - MOST HILARIOUS PATHAN JOKES

Pathan:

Yara ye aurtein itna makeup q krti hein?

Jab dekho, makeup kiya hota hai...

Sardar:

Han yar,

Koi aisa hal btao k meri bivi makeup krna chorr day.

Pathan:

Yara us ki bat  mat karo,

us per to makeup suit bhi bohat krta hai...

😂😂😂

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NOBODY - MOST HILARIOUS ONE LINER JOKES

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. 😁😁😁

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NO ONE - MOST FUNNY ONE LINER

Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.😂😂😂

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ANDHA FAQEER - VERY FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES

Wife & husband bazar mein ja rahay thay.
Aik faqeer bola: Shehzaadi 👸 10 rupay de dein, maim andha 😎 hon.
Husband: Pesay de do, dekho tumhein shehzadi 👸 keh raha hai to zaroor andha 😎 hoga.
😂😂😂

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HUMOROUS ONE LINERS - STUPID PEOPLES

"We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples..."

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SHORT FUNNY TWITTER JOKES - TWITTER

"Twitter is really just a great excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid..."

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MOST FUNNY ONE LINERS - GOOGLE'S BRAIN

"I wish I could borrow Google's brain for exams..."

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HUMOROUS ONE LINER - NIGHTMARE

"Everyone has that scary nightmare from your childhood that you still remember..."

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MOST FUNNY ONE LINER - NEED A DAY

"I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday..."

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FUNNY MOBILE ONE LINERS - PROBLEM

"When I'm bored, nobody texts me..."
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"When I'm busy, my phone blows up..."

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