CYCLE CHORI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik din hum ne daikha k pharmacy k bahar hamaray betay ki cycle baghair taalay k kharri thi.
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Humein apnay betay ki iss laparwahi per barra ghussa aaya.
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Kion keh iss ki apni laparwahi ki wajah se iss ki cycle do (2) dafa koi utha k lay gaya tha.
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Hum ne faisla kiya k iss dafa betay ko sabaq sikhanay k liye khood iss ki cycle gum kar dein.
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Chunancheh hum ne cycle uthaee aur car k peechay diggy mein rakh li.
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Baaqi kamon se faarigh ho kar jab hum ghar pohnchay to hamari 18 saala larki darwazay per preshan kharri thi.
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Humein daikhtay hi bol parri: "Police aap ki talash mein phir rahi hai, kehti hai aap kisi ki cycle chori kartay huye daikhay gaye hein."