FAALTU - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Meray dost ne apnay lawn mein sabziyan ugaa rakhi theen aur kabhi kabhar jab uss ki biwi ko kisi sabzi ki zuroorat na hoti to woh ussay makan k saamnay sarrak k kinaaray aik kursi per rakh deta.
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Jiss per likha hota: "Muft."
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Aik din uss ne aik bohat barra kaddu faaltu samajh kar kursi per rakh chhorra.
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Shaam ko daikha to kaddu zameen per tha aur kursi koi utha kar lay gaya tha.