GIVE ME MY MONEY - FUNNY ROBBER JOKES

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
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Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this, I''m a politician!"
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"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"