Aman was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly
emerged from behind,sirens blaring.
.
Thinking he'd out pace the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor.
.
His car's speed rose to sixty, then seventy, eighty, and ninety.
.
Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and pulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket.
.
The police officer got out, leaned over the man and said: "Listen, Mister, I have had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."
.
The man thought for a moment and said: "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your car in my mirror, I thought you were that officer and were trying to give her back to me."
No ticket
.
Thinking he'd out pace the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor.
.
His car's speed rose to sixty, then seventy, eighty, and ninety.
.
Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and pulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket.
.
The police officer got out, leaned over the man and said: "Listen, Mister, I have had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."
.
The man thought for a moment and said: "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your car in my mirror, I thought you were that officer and were trying to give her back to me."
No ticket
