INVENTION - FUNNY ENGLISH JOKES

An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby.

"The lift will be down presently," the receptionist told him.

"The lift?" said the American. "Oh, you mean the elevator."

"No, I mean the lift." replied the Englishman.

"I think I should know what it is called," said the American.

"Elevators were invented in the States."

"Perhaps," retorted the Englishman. "But we invented the language."