ULTA CHOR KOTWAL KO DANTAY - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Shaadi ki saalgirah k moqa per husband and wife hotel mein khana khanay k baad car mein wapsi ghar aa rahay thay.
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Rastay mein biwi shohar ko danttay huye boli: "Zara dekh kar car chalao, andhon ki tarah kion chala rahay ho? Abhi hamari garri samnay se aati huee garri se takratay huye bal bal bachi hai, issi liey kehti hoon k car ki raftar zara kam rakha karo aur stearting wheel ko zara achi tarah pakra karo."
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Shohar ghussay se bola: "Tumhara dimagh to theek hai na?"
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Biwi ne jharr khanay walay lehjay mein poocha: "Kion kya hua meray dimagh ko?"
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Shohar bola: "Garri iss tum chala rahi ho, main nahi."