POORI WIG - MOST HILARIOUS URDU LOVE JOKE

Aik naujawan ne apni mehbooba k kamsin bhai ko lalach detay huye kaha: "Agar tum apni behan k baalon ki aik lit mujhay la do to main tumhein paanch (5) rupay inaam don ga."
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Bacha bola: "Agar aap pachas (50) rupay dein to main baaji ki poori wig la kar denay ko tayyar hoon."