PANAH - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik aadmi ghabraya hua police station per aaya aur inspector se bola: "Mujhay griftar kar lijiye, main ne apni biwi k sar per laathi mari hai."
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Inspector: "Kya woh mar gaee hai?"
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Aadmi: "Nahi sir! Balkeh wohi laathi liye woh meray peechay aa rahi hai."