NUQSAAN DEH - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Do laal baig aik konay mein baithay batein kar rahay thay.
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Aik bola: "Bhai kya bataon, bura waqt aa gaya hai. Upper wali building mein kisi kambakht ne hotel khol liya hai, chaandi ki tarah chamaktay huye bartan, saaf shafaf dhula hua farsh aur naee chamakti damakti kursiyan. Main to beemar parr gaya hoon. Lagta hai keh ab kaheen aur thikana talash karna parray ga."
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"Tauba tauba", doosra bola: "Waqaee aisi gandi jagah rehna sehat k liye sakht nuqsaan deh hai."