MOONG PHALLI - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik dafa aik aurat ki apnay khawand k saath sakht laraee ho gaee.
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Khawand ghussay se bahar chala gaya aur biwi udaas ho kar apnay aap se kehnay lagi: "Main kahan jaon? Kya kha kar mar jaon?"
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Itnay mein bahar se kisi chhabrri farosh ki aawaz aaee: "Garma garam moong phalli."