MASOOMIYAT - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

"Sunao mian! Zindagi kaisi guzar rahi hai?" Aik saiyyah ne muqami kisaan se daryaft kiya.
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"Bahi sahb! Barray mazay se, mujhay yeh darakht kaatnay thay k taiz-o-tund aandhi aaee aur yeh sab khood bakhood neechay gir parray. Aik din ghaas kaatnay k liye socha to aasmani bijli giri aur tamam ghaas jal kar raakh ho gaee aur iss tarah main ghaas kaatnay ki takleef se bach gaya." Kisaan ne bataya.
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Saiyyah bola: "Bohat khoob! Ab kya iraday hein?"
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"Ab zalzalay ka intazar hai takeh neechay ki zameen upper jaye aur youn main aalu ki fasal ukhaarrnay ki zehmat se bach jaon." Kisaan ne masoomiyat se jawab diya.