HAMKALAM - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Kuttay farokht karnay walay k paas kaee kuttay thay.
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Aik sahb ko aik kutta pasand aa gaya.
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Unhon ne kuttay baichnay walay se poocha: "Kya aap k paas iss kuttay ka shajra-e-nasab hai?"
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Kuttay baichnay walay ne aik nazar unn sahb ki taraf aur phir kuttay ki taraf daikhtay huye jawab diya:
"Janab-e-wala! Agar iss bezuban ki zuban hoti to woh aap jaisay shakhs se hamkalam hona bhi pasand na karta."