HALKI GHIZA - HILARIOUS URDU JOKE

Doctor ne mareez se kaha: "Main ne jo tumhein khanay k liye kaha tha, tum ne khaya?"
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Mareez ne jawab diya: "Koshish to bohat ki thi, leking kamyab nahi ho saka."
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Doctor ne jhalla kar kaha: "Main ne kaha tha k jo cheez tumhara teen saala bacha khata hai woh khao, tum se itna bhi nahi ho saka?"
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Mareez ne be-basi se jawab diya: "Haan doctor sahb! Lekin mera bacha to 'Mom batti', 'Koyla', 'Matti', aur jootay k feetay waghera khata hai."