GHUSSAL - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Ustad (shagird se): "Aurangzaib ki wafat k baad kya hua?"
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Shagird: "Ussay barri shan-o-shaukat se dafan kiya gaya."
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Ustad: "Nalaeq kaheen ka."
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Shagird (zara soch kar): "Han janab! Ab yaad aaya, pehlay to ussay ghussal diya hoga."