A guy walks into a bar.
Guy: Hey barkeeper, gimme a beer.
Barkeeper: Tell you what, if you can make that horse out there laugh, I'll give you a free beer and $500.
So, the guy walks outside and whispers to the horse. The horse laughs. The guy walks back in.
Guy: Where's my $500 and free beer?
Barkeeper: Alright, double or nothing says you can't make that horse cry.
The guy walks outside again. The barkeeper chuckles to himself as he's cleaning a glass and misses what the guy does, but he hears the horse crying. The guy comes back in.
Guy: Where's my $1000 and two free beers?
Barkeeper: What did you say to make the horse laugh?
Guy: I told him I have a bigger penis than him.
Barkeeper: And what did you do to make him cry?
Guy: I showed him!
Guy: Hey barkeeper, gimme a beer.
Barkeeper: Tell you what, if you can make that horse out there laugh, I'll give you a free beer and $500.
So, the guy walks outside and whispers to the horse. The horse laughs. The guy walks back in.
Guy: Where's my $500 and free beer?
Barkeeper: Alright, double or nothing says you can't make that horse cry.
The guy walks outside again. The barkeeper chuckles to himself as he's cleaning a glass and misses what the guy does, but he hears the horse crying. The guy comes back in.
Guy: Where's my $1000 and two free beers?
Barkeeper: What did you say to make the horse laugh?
Guy: I told him I have a bigger penis than him.
Barkeeper: And what did you do to make him cry?
Guy: I showed him!
