VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BEWAQOOF SARDAR

Judge (aik sardar se jis per qatal ka ilzaam tha): "Kya tum ne maqtool ko qatal kiya hai?"
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Sardar: "Ji nahi janab!"
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Judge (hoshiyari se): "Magar maqtool ka beyaan hai k tum ne ussay cheyh (6) goliyan maari theen."
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Sardar (jaldi se): "Yeh jhoot hai, main ne to uss ko sirf teen (3) goliyaan maari theen."